The new Star Wars movie opens today. If you’re going to see it, great. If you’re not going to see it and don’t want any spoilers, I suggest you do what I’m planning to do — get the fuck offline. It’s a trap!
Sick of Star Wars already? Tough shit. I’m posting a link:
Still sick of Star Wars? Time to get away, man. Like, permanently. It’s never gonna end.
Need some coffee … I mean advice?
This is going on at my office:
Note the source, but still …
More useless advice from the internet?
Ummm … Star Wars?
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